Cigarettes and Tampons.

One day, a man walks into a pharmacy and says he needs tampons for his wife. The lady at the counter pointed him down an isle. He later returns with a bag of cotton and a ball of string. The woman at the counter asked “I though you needed tampons” and then the man replied “Here’s the thing, yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She then came back with a tin of tobacco and a pack of rolling papers because its so much cheaper. So, if I have to roll my own, so does she”

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